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		<title>Ass!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />..Or &#8220;Arse&#8221; as my British friends would say (I&#8217;m British actually, my great granpappy came to the USA from Scotland originally)  But basically even though I burnt all that cash on my SEO Qualifications from Douggie at SEO4U over on DP, I have not had one single enquiry from my site for my troublues. I [...]<br /><br /><br />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>..Or &#8220;Arse&#8221; as my British friends would say (I&#8217;m British actually, my great granpappy came to the USA from Scotland originally)  But basically even though I burnt all that cash on my SEO Qualifications from Douggie at SEO4U over on DP, I have not had one single enquiry from my site for my troublues.</p>
<p>I am usually pretty unshakable in my conviction and my own abilitity but I have been seriously wonedering lately whether Inertnet Marketing is actyually my calling as I once thought. (I cannot even be bothered to do my 4 hours a day on DP keeping up with all the seo events and pagerank updates anymore either)</p>
<p>And when I look at my blog stats I can see  that mainly..</p>
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<li><strong>I have NOT been making money online</strong></li>
<li><strong>that the people who have been reading my blog are a bunch of perverts.</strong></li>
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<p>If I wanted to go into the <strong>*Pron* </strong>(have to mispell  it because I dont want the situation to deterate any further) business I would have made a good start with my Ohio Marketing Blog, just <em>take a look</em> at what the all pervs are looking for!</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-164" title="ass" src="http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ass.jpg" border="10" alt="ass" width="300" height="535" /> Now I believe I am fairly worldly-wise for my age but this ass obsession has taken over my website, I am not getting any traffic at all for <a href="http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/2008/12/internet-marketing-ohio/" target="_blank">Internet Marketing Ohio</a>, and I am <a title="Swamp Ass – SEO Arse Kicking Contest!" href="http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/2011/05/swamp-ass/">swamp-ass</a> ed with ass traffic. (although not in the way Im sure some of these bandits are if you get my drift <img src='http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<p>There is nothing in my stats at all thats any use to me, (although my mom says &#8220;Number #7 and #9 would not be misrepresentation&#8221; but I need to look that up to see what she means I think she is just trying to be nice because I&#8217;m her son.</p>
<p>So anyway I&#8217;m feeling pretty bummed out about my seo carer right now..</p>
<p>BUT I met this guy at Jeff&#8217;s Bar who says he&#8217;s onto the next big thing and if we move quickly we can make a killing-  Real Estate.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll keep you posted, maybe I&#8217;;ll do some real estate SEO while I am at it and double my market share <img src='http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Take care for now</p>
<p>Dwayne.</p>
<p>Oh and to my doubters, the same to you as my searchers..</p>
<p>&#8220;Suck my ass!&#8221; <img src='http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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