video here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0St9B1kmJ2g#!

apparently SEO Hitler is pi$$ed because he over-occupied his ass and got it kicked by the Penguin, we’ve said it over and over again, optmizin’ yo’ Ass is a tricky business, there can be unpleasant consequences, not just anyone can do it right..

Make sure you get the proper Asshat Optimizers

Ha! - I kick yo' Ass Hitler!

Some links were definitely used in the making of this result which is now above LinkedIn, which is social media giant authority site (for Jobs or something)  But others here are arguing it was our uber-SEO’d relevance that did it, and they could obviously have a point.

although these ones.. the jury is still out..

If yo’  Ass is hurtin’ – it’s pro’lly been Optimized

Incoming Search Terms:

Comox valley, SEO Comox valley,  comox valley bullshit

lulz.

point made

Google quote:

Link evaluation. We often use characteristics of links to help us figure out the topic of a linked page. We have changed the way in which we evaluate links; in particular, we are turning off a method of link analysis that we used for several years. We often rearchitect or turn off parts of our scoring in order to keep our system maintainable, clean and understandable.

Which is of course vewy intewesting because Reg (No BS SEO) has alweady pwooved with his extensive tests that links dont affect wankings anyway.

Hmm, what to believe..

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thanks – Alicia v – seo expert.

Hello evwybody Woger Welevant here, today I have a special treat for you, a guest SEO Information lecture fwom my bwother Weg Welevant fwom nbs-seo.com.

Weg has been on the web since 1894 and knows evwything about SEO, even more than me! Following on fwom my pwevious demonstration where I showed that if your content is relevant enough, you dont even need any,  today Weg is going to blow another massive BS SEO myth out of the water, the myth that links help wiv SEO!

links are rubbish!

So without any fuwther ado, I hand you over to Weg!

Thank you Roger..

Ok, first let me say..

I would use the term “Search Psychologist”.

Call me a

Search User Psychologist (in)Engine Ranking. (SUPER)

I have never seen such confusion out of supposed “experts”.

Linking is not SEO. Social Networking is not SEO.

..Everybody says to focus on great content.

And that is a good idea. But it is not really right.  The focus should be on how the content is presented.

I am of the opinion that there are set reactions and a definite “Relevance Theory”.

“I have already proved (to myself at least)., that links have no effect, so my watching of the results is fairly accurate.”

I think people should understand that there are other methods of marketing other than search.

Optimizing your pages plays a major part in SEO, but it has it’s place in the general scheme to things. Not everything referred to as SEO is actually SEO.

One needs to look at the whole marketing picture from signs in your car’s window to social networking, to print ads, to whatever you can think of.

“No links other than the tweet and resulting retweets were made.”

Also results from a campaign running 1/4 page ads in Toronto Suburbs’ newspapers for seminars on investing in the money markets. Seminars were 2 days and $1800 for one and $2600 for a couple. Groups were limited to 20. Membership was sold in a site where you could watch the “master” make live trades.

You can’t be an expert in that short of time, but you *could* master one aspect.

You NEVER stop learning. It is most interesting.

Just as soon as you think you can relax, Google throws another curve ball, even just online is enough to keep up with.

I have some stats from running a removable sign in the back window in Toronto traffic and on the highway, if anyone is interested.

I also have another website, FantasticMachines.com that also has a PR4.  Fantastic has been around since the internet was only 4 computers and has built up an organic following of over 5000 websites.

Conclusion

I think we can now say without fear that linking projects will not show the same results, and that Page Rank and search standings are distinctly separate.

If you would like to read about my testing regarding the effects of link building

“The history of a SEO linking test.”

is on my site http://nbs-seo.com/seo/article_info.php?articles_id=21

Page Rank has no discernible effect on search position.

The amount and quality of the inbound links is not the determining factor in Page Rank.

Link building will increase traffic and in the right circumstances, PR, but will not affect search positioning.

Search results are mainly achieved with relevance and on page work.

20-02-2012 – BS SEO Update

- 3 links had NOTHING to do with this moving from pos #20 to pos #4 in three weeks..

here we can see that although this post has moved from position 20 to position 4, this was entirely unwelated to the 3 or 4 links pointed at it.

If in the next few months it should happen to move higher for this or any other “BS SEO” phrases that nobody searches for,  that will also not be anything to do wiv people linking at it, it will obviously be because it is the most welavent and well pwesented information on the subject and the  WeTweets it weceived..  …although if we are being swtictly scientific in our testing,  according to the counter below it doesnt seem to have got any yet.

 

Alicia says she has these at $39.99

Ok kiddies now we are indeed kicking SEO Ass bigtime I saw a competion today on some dude’s blog and thought the Optimize My Ass team of SEO gurus would come and say “Hi”

Apparently only new domains are allowed but well as we are Ass Hat SEO specialists we might be able to get some consulting work from the pubicity anyway.

And as they picked my grandaddy’s favourite term “Swamp Ass” as the keyowrd, well I’m doing it for him. (note how I bolded the word this will help with my pagerank)- When granpops used to say it though he was talking about some girl he knew I think so I don’t know what the SEO competition mean, maybe it’s the same girl

anyway thats all for now we’ll see your swamp asses in the SERPs.

We have gone from being a palce that only pervs with wierd Ass queries come to, to being an SEO & internent marketing blog I am so stoked, just check out my analytics now bro

only a few stubborn ass wipes remain..

As you can see most of this traffic is down to Alicia V SEO expert and her awsome input but in an absolutely stunning dispalsy of SEO genius blowing away all previous research Roger  has proven for once and for all that:

Relevant Content is King

Roger has only gone and ranked an empty page for his name bro, thereby proofing;

if your Content is Relevant enough.. You Dont Even Need Any!

Wow man, deep

The one small doubt this has given me though is that my blog is now performing way better than Alicia’s blog advice siad it really should, but maybe it’s just because of The Net Vote – Google just cannot ignore my uber relevant contnet and ranks us anyway.

So if anybody is looking for expert SEO advice in the Ohio, Odessa Texas or Florida areas we have soo got the goods so get in touch.

Until next time from Dwayne and the SEO experts at Optimize My Ass

I want to make it perfectly clear that “Ass Hat” does NOT equal “Crap Hat”

They donut mean actual hats but the color of the hat defins the type of SEO they do.

A funny one lately is “Crap Hat”

Seriosuly if you want yor “Ass well and truly Optimized” you should hire one of our inhouse expert SEOs – Alicia V and our latest find Roger Relevant

Alicia has already laid down insider info on an SEO factor nobody else knows about (although I am a bit suprised at her negativaty about blogs.

So now  I am thinking maybe I need to make the change myself to a custom website to get the kind of SEO performance I need for my discerning Internet Marketing audience here.

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So Roger is a bit difficult to understand sometimes but he is an SEO & coding genius and it is well known all geniuses can be difficult to work with sometimes so pls bear with him I am sure we will all learn lots of new and excting cutting edge stuff, especially about “relevence” for one thing..

PS. I think when he says “Wibble” he actully means “Widget”

See you all next time kiddies from Dwayne Alica and Roger.