I was reading this dude’s blog this afternoon and he had some good qulaity content on there but then I saw this post that really surprised me about how WordPress sucks ??!
I mean I know it’s not perfect but really the dude needs to chill. All the things that he has stated are bad are what everybody likes about it!
..and Typepad is very gay.
He seems to realy know about blogging for a 13 year old and has 20,000 hits a day, but dude youre going to be burned out if you take life so seriously..
<–Take a chill pill and shout me up on DP if you want me to guest blog for you maybe I could show you some stuff about WordPress that would change yur mind 
Dwayne.
Is really quite somthing these days, I have been studying the inside of it carefully for days now.
My site indexing problem appears to have resolved it as you can see from the screenshots I have taken from WMT (what the pros call it ) howver I am a little worried about the focus of the type of traffic I seem to be attracting..
:-/
..Then you can see the Big G’s insatiable spiderbots (I envisage them like those spiders out of “Minority Report, do you? 
) anyway they succumbed to the quality content here and just had to re-index me again and the traffic starts to flow..
hahaha “plug what” ? OMFG dude.
Then last week it really came back strong.
But as I said I am ever so slightly concerned that the traffic coming here is not my target audience of discerning Ohio Internet Marketing Professionels I am targeting here.
Really people what is it with the ass obsession? ..what do some of those things even mean?
..the name was supposed to be a joke you know, not like, define the blog’s whole purpose.
“Index my ass” though, ..thats funny man that was me 3 weeks ago, aand “SEO edge on Crack” you have got to be kidding me that’s a great name, I wish I’d thought of it..
I am “the SEO edge on Crack dude, and don’t you forget it mofo!! “
I really do not know what is going on with my blog man, it’s f**cked up.
If you look at the Google toolbar you can see that I am now a proud PR2 blog owner. In my Google Webmaser Tools panel it says my site is indexed. It shows me some few links I have.
It shows me the top searches I have shown below and theres some pretty decent ones there.
And then when I do the pro SEO trick the site: search I get this!! Man I am so pi$$ed !!! ? !
Man I am #21 for “Niche Domination” with a goddamn invisible website!! I mean WTF? The money I’m making must be invisible too because I’m working super-hard down at Jack’s yard to subsidize my online business at the moment too.
Dougie says it’s the new Google sandbox and that I might have been “950′d” (pro SEO term ) because my blog was too super-optimized following my training with him, but i dont think so.
No wonder no-one has commented yet I am the invisible blogger.
Hey everybody sorry havent been around for a while but the making money online had to take a break to make some money offline too as I need to eat..
And so I look at my blog this morning and it’s been awarded Google Pagerank PR1
but then I look again and I’m not even in Google’s bloody index?!! not a single f**in page!!
not even any trace of my unique keyword number one from a few weeks back..
Man I am so pi$$ed at Google now it’s not funny. I think they are scared because me and Dougie finally cracked the latest alog again this weekend while we were at the Taco Bell.
Yahoo has it right, I think I will tell all my firends to use them instead its a far more reliable service obviously.
So I am really stoked as my search engine strategies are starting to pay off already.
I just received my first natural link from some dude who liked my blog I can see it in my dashboard now.
I will share this strategy with you as it may work for you too.. Blog comments of course!!
When you comment on a guys blog if he likes your comment he will probably come look at your blog (from the link you leave in the url box) and if you have high enough quality content he will most likely want to link to you.. so simple but so effective !
<<---- and while we’re on the subject..
So I have been reading a few of the good make money online blogs to compate notes and tactics and have noticed some negativity around the whole subject I must say.
Well I have news for you haters, not everybody who starts up a make money online blog is a “dumbf***” (and I would normally swear here but my mom reads this) noob!
Some of us have an overall search engine strategy and our blogs are just our vehicles to get us further down the road.
Anyway none of this will matter soon as I am currently negotiating terms for transfer of 5500 DP sig links from Barney D in exchange for me letting him date my sister Britney and not kicking his ass any more.
Dougie says 55 hundred of them babies will put me easy Pagio Uno for Inert Marketing Ohio – no problems and then I will not even need to monetize my blog and will be able to just do SEO consultancy instead.
How do you like them apples?
There are a lot of SEOs for sure but there arent very many qualified ones
And to all you doubters, go build links.
So I decided not to wait until I’ve finished my SEO training course as Dougie may be a while he says as Google have made the algo trickier to crack this time, so I went ahead and SEO’d my blog anyway even though I am not qualified yet
…as we all know there’s more to SEO than certificates
And while I was optimizin’ my ass I added the Dofollow plugin because I am sure that’s why my 19 hits so far haven’t commented. ..Well actually some of them probably weren’t looking for my sort of content – I may have to change the name if that becomes too much of a problem, but I am definitely looking to improve conversions in the future.
So this blog is now proudly Dofollow please do leave your mark if youre passing by, drop in and get a linkbut can you make sure that the comments are relevant please I don’t want people to dilute my keyword density rankings with off topic comments
ok thanks until next time.
<rant> So typical, no sooner do I have this ultra cutting edge SEO technique allinurl: search at my disposal, some loser goes and
LISTS THEM ALL ON DP SO EVRYONE WILL KNOW THIS STUFF NOW!!
..nice one pal. jees, just as you get an edge..!! </rant>
Anyway I suppose this is how you have to roll with the punches in the cut & thrust business world of competitive blogging webmasering & SEO.
My rankings have also slipped one place in the critical allinurl:”internet marketing Ohio” search so I obviously need to get more quality links, and I keep getting banned from Craigslist so a new plan is needed. I need to get me “SMO” qualified now too.
SMO or Social Media Optimization is the future and the course is only $395 for a one day course to make me an SMO master as well as SEO) ..but Dougie is still busy for a few days reverse engineering Google’s latest algorythm at the moment anyway so I need to wait because SMO is easy to get wrong if you dont know how to do it..
“The Art of promoting without Promoting..”
…as Bruce Lee would have said if he was an SEO – which he definitely would have been because he was way cool and a great businessman
Wow guys I knew this was my vocation but even I never expected it to be this fast
As you can see my $600 tutor fees to Dougie has really paid off, today we started the advanced SEO course and he showed me the real pro SEO goodies – “the allinurl: search” on Google and I am already number 2!!
advanced seo - allinurl:search
This means that if any other pro SEOS (or Google employees who may know this secret Google trick) search for internet marketing Ohio they will see me there at the top and know that I really know my stuff..
Dougie says “Respect and reputation is everything” to a Pro SEO, only 6 more months and I’ll have my Pro SEO certificate and practioners licence and I will be able rake it in with consultancy as well as making money online with my blog.
but better than all that they can see I can actually rank their sites just like I have my blog, afterall the proof is in the eating of the pudding
I am so proud today I got my first Google number 1!!
Vi&G3A
And not only that it’s for one of the most profitable keywords on the internet, well a mis-spelling of it anyway and not only am I numero uno, but I am the first person to get the number One position, so I can probably hold and defend it once the others realize my niche and all swarm in.
As you can see Making money online is easy for master SEOs, so if should you have any internet marketing needs in the Ohio area please get in touch and we’ll get you SEO’d and earning top dollar asap.
